Well Shit

Super goober pale bros:

tomatosplash:

vicariousvampire:

dragonsanddp:

generalkitchykitchy:

Lord bless the waiter that has to cater to these two.

IT’S RIDICULOUS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS

This is like me when my friends are sad

YES

Welcome to Tumblr

hell-is-my-division:

We are the people your parents warned you about.

but remember

acesparklegirl:

paperseverywhere:

youcanstayinmyheart:

pimpstiel:

OK SO IM IN MY NEICES BEDROOM AND SHE IS ON THE TOP BUNK AND IM ON THE BOTTOM AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN A BEAR FALLS DOWN AND

SHE FUCKING HUNG THE BEAR

I AM TERRIFIED

This post got 100 times better

josholdridge:

When someone calls me attractive 

 

POKEMONS <3

everyonelovesrobots:

kentfriedschicks:

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thorhead:

Have you ever been so angry that yOU STARTED SPEAKING IN A WONDERFULLY ARTICULATE FASHION WITH BLAZING RAW WIT AND CUNNING REMARKS AND USING ABSOLUTELY MINDBLOWINGLY INTELLIGENT WORDS AND PHRASES THAT YOU WEREN’T EVEN AWARE YOUR VOCABULARY WAS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING